Sunday, 12 January 2014

Coffee related poetry

Caffeine deprivation has it's uses.  My headache lead to this little poem: No coffee?  Short and sweet.

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Poetry

Under a old rock I found this - Until I dream again!  Poetry is really not my preferred medium but some of my pieces are nice.

Friday, 10 January 2014

The cheaters guide to homemade flapjacks



Home made flapjacks the easy way.  All you need

- a 500g box of muesli
- 2 cups gluten-free flour
- 1/2 sugar
- enough water to combine

Stir all the dry ingredients, mix in water, then whack in the over at 220 celcius or gas mark 7 until cooked and you have hassle free flapjacks

Wednesday, 8 January 2014

The goose and the gander

Time for some random social commentary.  Humans must be the only species of animal where the following proverb doesn't ring true 'what is good for the goose, is good for the gander'.  Now we spend so much time constructing fictions about masculinity and feminity that we actually believe that there are things that each gender shouldn't actually do.  Makes no sense to, outside of you know, pregnancy.

Veggie damper



Damper, otherwise know as (a form of) unleavened bread.  A basic damper recipe includes only flour, and water.  While fulling, by itself, this is unsatisfying.

I have taken to adding herbs and veggies for a tastier and healthier meal.